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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 23, 2010 9:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

But nobody messes with the raccoon.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 23, 2010 9:26am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

A raccoon is just a cat with a mask.

Kind of a feline gimp.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 23, 2010 9:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

Is that so? Let's see you sit one on your lap then.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 23, 2010 10:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

Yes, cats, methinks, are mere breakfast morsels for the average raccoon, and the mask is worn with confidence, not out of any fear of recognition...why else would you have a zebra-striped tail if you weren't letting everyone know, "hey, here I am tough guy...you talkin' to me!?"

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Poster: elbow1126 Date: Mar 23, 2010 10:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

so what does that say about the person who elects to wear something that resembles a raccoon on their upper lip and chin?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 23, 2010 10:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

I'd rather have a lap dance from a rabid weasel

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Poster: RBNW....new and improved! Date: Mar 23, 2010 11:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

"I'd rather have a lap dance from a rabid weasel"<<<<<<

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 23, 2010 11:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

You heard the call, rich?

:-)

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Poster: amosearle Date: Mar 23, 2010 9:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Call The Tow-Truck, It Was Nasty (In A Good Way)

Raccon- Transvestite Opossum?

They are clever critters though. I couldn't make a living on what they got to work with. GOt to give the varmits credit for the work ethic.